Right now, you may be feeling like the last thing you want to talk about is more alcohol. The very idea is creating that nauseating feeling in your gut. I get it. But consider this: drinking is awesome. Feeling better? No? Well maybe these awesome products will get you excited for the sweet love of Lady Drink.
The Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser
First up, via our friends at The Awesomer, you need to check out the Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser. According to the product website, the Bottoms Up dispenser is “Specifically designed for operationally efficient draft beer service.” The dispenser requires special cups that have a seal that pops up when plunged onto the dispenser itself. Bottoms Up makes 1 tap, 2 taps, and 4 taps varieties starting at $1300.
Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser (Via The Awesomer)
The Macallan Flask
Next, for the big spender, we have a very spectacular looking flask from our favourite scotch distillery, Macallan. This flask has been produced in partnership with Oakley, and carries a hefty price tag, $900. You could buy a lot of alcohol for that amount of money. You could buy five or six 18 year Macallan’s for that price. But damn, look at that mighty piece of hardware. It kind of looks like an old Panasonic Shockwave CD player. It looks like you could drop it from the top of the Empire State Building and it wouldn’t even spill a drop.
The Kings County Distillery Chocolate Whiskey
Finally, we sing the praises of Kings County Distillery in the key of delicious. The Distillery, housed in an old naval shipyard in Brooklyn, infuses its whiskey with leftover cocoa husks from Mast Brothers Chocolate to create this whiskey. Interesting side note, Kings County Distillery is the first officially licensed distillery in New York since prohibition.
Standard pricing on the bottle is around $25.
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